I cheated!!! Damnit, I caved and cheated.
No, it wasn't a donut or a brownie or a slice of pizza.
It was a serial killer documentary.
I know, I know, I just PROMISED y'all yesterday that I wouldn't watch any more true crime shows so I could focus on my Mind-Body Connection. mmmmhhhhhmmmmmm.
Let me talk myself into a lather of excuses...
I blame the full moon. It turned me into a Monster Bee-atch.
I got so grouchy after work and couldn't get warm and I was pacing around, procrastinating, thinking about every reason why I should skip the workout. I begrudgingly put on my gear, plus a scarf and hat and started bootcamp dance cardio. I reasoned, atleast it will help warm me up.
Then, I forced myself to do something else. Smile.
From what I understand, smiling actually gives us the same happiness that exercise induces in terms of how our brain responds. Our brain feels good and it tells us to smile-- we smile and tell our brain it feels good.
So, why not combine the exercise and smiling and get rid of the inner Bee-atch???
It worked. Until I had to get on the mat.
Motivation disappeared again until I decided the ONLY way to get through 25 reps was with a crime story in the background. Honestly. I didn't seem do-able until I got my fix. Yup. I'm addicted.
So, instead of suffering through withdrawal from crime shows, I fed my addiction with a horrible story about a serial killer couple from Britain. Lovely.
I wasn't sore during the day, but as soon as those legs started lifting, it burned like HELL. Like, this was pretty much my expression:
Uh, yeah, while we're talking about killers. That's one of my all-time favorites-- Tracie Andrews AKA the Road Rage Killer.
So, let's all try to kill it today. Our workouts, that is!
Food was tracked at about 1650 calories yesterday-- I had like 41 pieces (OK, 6 pieces) of bacon with a steak salad from Ted's Montana Grill, an avocado and some mozzarella. I actually skipped dinner because I was so full. Didn't weigh cuz I was up at the ass crack of dawn to go to the DMV.
Here's the best part of the DMV ordeal-- actually weighing (as of yesterday) what's documented on my license!!!
Whoohoo!!!!
Workout:
20 minutes Bootcamp Dance Cardio
25 reps Sequence 1
Happy Leg lifts, Lovelies!
Love,
The Mistress
xxoo
Hey Parker!
ReplyDeleteI really enjoy your blog :) I've been following since before you went low carb. I want to try it myself but it's hard because I'm vegetarian. Any tips?
Also, if you don't mind sharing, how many calories do you have a day, on average?