OK! OK! I hear ya, sister!
I felt really out of it yesterday-- I haven't felt that bad since the worst part of my detox on Days 2 & 3. I had a gnawing headache and was extremely low on patience. I made a careless error in my story that my editor caught, but it was definitely due to being distracted by feeling so crappy. I literally read and re-read through my work afterwards because I got paranoid that I'd forgotten something major!
By the time I got home, I knew I was done. It was time. I consider it a total victory to have gotten through 16 whole days!
So, today, Day 17, I slowly started my ease out of the lemonade fast. That meant a glass of fresh squeezed orange juice...Sweet Jesus. It tasted like Nectar of the Gods, it was so sweet and rich! I squeezed two oranges and tried to just sip it. (Notice from the pic how little juice there actually was, but it was worth every drop.) Gone in about 6 seconds flat. I also squeezed a grapefruit and had some of the pulp as a snack around noon. That was almost as divine as the orange! Tonight, a little more orange juice and pulp. Here's the pic I snapped when I unpacked my breakfast and lunch at work. It's crazy how much this little bit of sustenance filled my belly up! I have truly, recalibrated my appetite and my cravings.
Fresh Squeezed OJ Breakfast and Grapefruit Lunch
On a normal 10 day cycle of the Master Cleanse, the second ease out day would involve vegetable soup, but since I went a week longer, I will do another day of orange and grapefruit juice tomorrow and then make a veggie soup the following day.
Mister Master Cleanse decided he'd had enough too, but instead of opting for orange juice, he decided to make guacamole and stuff rotisserie chicken into corn tortillas. Dude lost 9 pounds in 5 days! I wanted to lick his plate, it looked so damn good. I was kind of hating on him for eating before I could, but who could blame him? He lasted way longer than I thought he would. It was fun to bond over our lemonade and tea each day!
As good as his post-cleanse meal looked, to be honest, I really haven't been craving meat at all--- in fact, it's very bizarre, but the two things I have consistently been thinking about, especially this last week are (get ready for this strange combo) garbanzo beans and sweet green peas! Weird, huh? We went to Whole Foods last night and the selection was a little overwhelming, so I made a bee-line for the canned vegetable/bean section and bought 2 cans of each. I know, I know, you're all probably thinking, "17 days of no food and now you want canned peas? Gross!" I'm not sure how to explain it!
Mistress of Many Peas: Chick Peas and Sweet Peas
So, I'm down 17 pounds! I'm so excited! While the BF was noshing on his guac, I decided to try on everything in my closet. Everything. I don't know about how it is in your closet, but I have the fat jeans, the skinny jeans....and then there are the REALLY SKINNY jeans. I pulled out the REALLY SKINNY jeans. Just to remind myself why I shouldn't tear into a corn tortilla at that very moment.
Holy Skinny. THEY FIT! Did ya hear that???? THEY FIT!!!!!
Not like, slipping into loose pants, kind of fit, but they buttoned up just fine and I didn't need to grease up my legs to try to slide into them....(learned that trick in Jr. High!) Miss Muffin Top and her nasty ass sister, Gutty McFatty were NOWHERE in sight. It was a beautiful thing.
I promise, I will take pics this weekend to prove it!
I will leave you tonight with an absolutely hilarious video about the Master Cleanse from the website www.funnyordie.com, one of my favorite comedy sources!
xxoo
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Way to go!!! That's so awesome. I didn't know there was a Mister Cleanser, too. That makes things a lot easier. Woo hoo!
ReplyDeleteIn the future, remember that peas are said to interfere w/conception. Who knew.
Gigi-- did you read my previous post about going back to the OBGYN and finding out my cyst is completely gone?! Disappeared! Vanished! And to think they wanted me to have surgery to remove my entire left ovary...unbelievable. Peas interfere with conception? Dayum. PEAS say it ain't so! xxoo
DeleteLMAO at the video. The part w/ the Double Down made me think of you and Paula's thighs! AHAHAHAHA! Guacamole and chicken tacos?! Sweet Jesus! He is a BMF! You should have licked the plate... I bet it would have been enough to fill up that teeny tummy! ;)
ReplyDeleteI love that you have the subsections of skinny jeans - I do the same thing, mama! Thanks for sharing all the "juicy" details... can't wait to hear about the veggie soup! And can't believe how soon you leave! xoxo
Jess-- the countdown officially starts....NOW. Can't wait to get on that plane for the left coast!!! Yeah, I am not above licking plates, sister. One more day of fresh squeezed juice....now I'm trying to decide what kind of soup to make! xxoo
DeleteTo have made it that long is a miracle in my book! Seriously! You should be sooooo proud of yourself! I don't know how you did it though....I am on day 6 of the cleanse and I hope I make it to at least 10 days! Yesterday was horrible! It must have been a major detox day for me. I am glad I got through it though. It was tough watching my husband eat Taco Bell last night! I wanted to grab it from his hands and shove it into my face! I just need to take it one day at a time. I took your advice and started journaling. I love seeing the scale go down....8 pounds so far. But just wanted to tell you congrats on going so far! You did it! You are awesome! You can do anything!
ReplyDeleteRachael- that's amazing! Congrats for getting to Day 6-- you're over half-way there! I soooo know about the food grab fantasies-- lol! Thank God, Mister Master Cleanse joined me on my last week! Keep it up and you should start posting your MC journal online....xxoo
DeleteThat video was hilarious. Thanks for sharing your Master Cleanse journey! I was so inspired by your posts that I am going to begin the Master Cleanse this Sunday and try doing it for 14 days, come hell or high water! Thanks for the inspiration! I'm kind of scared, but whenever I am discouraged I will most definitely be reading your Master Cleanse posts again.
ReplyDeleteChristine, that's great you are starting the cleanse! Words of advice: just make a goal of doing the requisite 10 days. If you decide to go longer, great, but 10 is a more doable goal...especially for your first time! Keep me posted in your progress!
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I just wanted to let you know I have been devouring your blog for the last couple hours... I am a bartender and killing time before work. I am on MC day 1, and was interested in going as long as I can will myself to then starting TAM, it was funny that you had info on both here, and encouraging! I am starting at 140lbs 5'3... We will see what happens! I am hoping to get some flab off and energize myself for some new workouts!
DeleteBanana berry! Thanks for stopping by and reading! Take my advice and treat your lemonade as an IV drip and constantly sip so you don't let your blood sugar drop. The first few days are the hardest! And do not over steep your tea or you will have a major SHIT-uation on your hands!!
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